That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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