Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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