For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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