He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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