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(740): View more from Ohio

no more hot dogs for you........

(1-740): View more from Ohio

fine no more vajj for you

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(941): View more from Florida

you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer

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(651): View more from Minnesota

drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

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(850): View more from Florida

idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'

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(562): View more from California

I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

...ew

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