i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
