Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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