Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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