Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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