I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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