she was so not down for the gang bang
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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