If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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