Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
