just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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