Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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