If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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