there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
