We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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