So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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