So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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