You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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