i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize