Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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