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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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