it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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