Dual....:-)
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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