dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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