just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Barsexuality is the new black.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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