Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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