sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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