covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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