8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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