Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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