He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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