it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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