I'm eating all of the evidence.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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