Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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