I just cut my nipple shaving
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he had hair everywhere except his balls
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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