So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Randomize
