she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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