I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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