Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(706): View more from Georgia

thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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(208): View more from Idaho

Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??

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(214): View more from Texas

Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later

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