Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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