physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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