It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you still have your period?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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