Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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