note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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