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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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