No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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