went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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