it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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