i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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