In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish there were birth control emojis
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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