Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize