Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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