I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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