i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you still have your period?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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