He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
